{"id":238,"date":"2009-11-08T17:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-08T22:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/?p=238"},"modified":"2009-12-11T11:52:46","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T16:52:46","slug":"because-its-fucking-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/because-its-fucking-gross\/","title":{"rendered":"Because it&#8217;s fing GROSS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will admit it, I do not understand how a person can talk on the phone while in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>I could ALMOST understand it at home.\u00a0 When you&#8217;re alone, and there is no other noise to worry about it.\u00a0 I still think that&#8217;s skeevy but to each their own.\u00a0 When you&#8217;re in a public restroom though?<\/p>\n<p>EWWWW.<\/p>\n<p>Please, for the love of whatever deity you please, do not have a conversation on the toilet in a public restroom.\u00a0 There are OTHER PEOPLE who use that restroom, and seriously, does the person on the other end of the line really need to be subjected to that?<\/p>\n<p>But really, if it&#8217;s life or death and you HAVE to have that conversation on the toilet in a public restroom, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, <strong>TAKE IT OFF SPEAKER PHONE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I am so skeeved out right now that I can barely think straight.\u00a0 Some poor guy on the other end of this woman&#8217;s conversation had to listen to me pee.\u00a0 And I am too damned nice to tell the woman how insanely uncomfortable that made me.<\/p>\n<p>Ewewewewewewew!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will admit it, I do not understand how a person can talk on the phone while in the bathroom. I could ALMOST understand it at home.\u00a0 When you&#8217;re alone, and there is no other noise to worry about it.\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/because-its-fucking-gross\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[130,144],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blog365","tag-grossness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theknitgirllls.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}